But not this one, which has a storyline we’ve seen before and dialog that sounds like it was written by people for whom English was not a first language, and probably not a second.
A witch would have to cast a spell over me to make me sit through this big, dumb, dull, dud again.Īnd that’s too bad, because I like Vin Diesel and I can easily be put in the mood for a good-stupid sword and sorcery epic.